Basic Doctrine 102..(on clothing & riches)

J: Daddy, why must Jesus tie us with ropes in heaven?
D: Huh? What ropes?
J: Cos mummy said Jesus will give us 'ropes'of righteousness
D: (Laughs)..that's ROBES of righteousness..not 'ropes'..it's spelt with a 'B'
J: Oh..oops..ok!

J: Justin, next time when we go heaven we will be very rich..cos the streets are made of gold leh!!!
B: Yeah, I know...
J: Then we can just dig them up and sell them when we need money hor?
B: But we don't need to buy anything in heaven what???
(Both boys laughed hysterically..obviously something THEY thought was funny? Hmmm...)